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iPad Chopping Board

November 13, 2011 Leave a comment

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Ugh looks like last years iphone-How will people know I’m better than them?

November 13, 2011 1 comment

Ugh looks like last years iphone-How will people know I'm better than them? Sadly I think this actually will hurt sales.

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Apple + Zombies = Must Post!

September 27, 2011 Leave a comment

Apple + Zombies = Must Post!

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Keeley Hazell looking hot in red jumpsuit

July 10, 2011 Leave a comment
Keeley Hazell looking hot in red jumpsuit

Keeley Hazell looking hot in red jumpsuit

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Hi I’m a Mac. I’m a PC. Any questions?

July 10, 2011 Leave a comment
Hi Im a Mac. Im a PC. Any questions?

Hi Im a Mac. Im a PC. Any questions?

Ben Franklin-What kind of a man owns his own computer?

July 10, 2011 2 comments

This is an advertisement for the Apple II computer which appeared in magazines including Scientific American in early 1980.  Check out the CRT monitor but what is on the screen?

Ben Franklin-What kind of a man owns his own computer?

Ben Franklin-What kind of a man owns his own computer?

What kind of man owns his own computer?

Rather revolutionary, the whole idea of owning your own computer? Not if you’re a diplomat, printer, scientist, inventor… or a kite designer, too. Today there’s Apple Computer. It’s designed to be a personal computer. To uncomplicate your life. And make you more effective.

It’s a wise man who owns apple.

If your time means money, Apple can help you make more of it. In an age of specialists, the most successful specialists stay away from uncreative drudgery. That’s where Apple comes in. Apple is a real computer, right to the core. SO just like big computers, it manages data, crunches numbers, keeps records, processes your information and prints reports. You concentrate on what you do best. And let Apple do the rest. Apple makes that easy with three programming languages – including Pascal – that let you be your own software expert.

Apple, the computer worth not waiting for.

Time waiting for access to your company’s big mainframe is time wasted. What you need in your department – on your desk – is a computer that answers only to you… Apple Computer. It’s less expensive than timesharing. More dependable than distributed processing. Far more flexible than centralized EDP. And, at less than $2500 (as shown), downright affordable.

Visit your local computer store.

You can join the personal computer revolution by visiting the Apple dealer in your neighbourhood. We’ll give you his name when you call our toll free number (800) 538-9696. In california, (800) 662-9238. Apple Computer, 10260 Bandley Drive, Cupertino, CA 95104

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Hey have you tested out the new iPhone? No. Me neither.

July 10, 2011 Leave a comment
Hey have you tested out the new iPhone? No. Me neither.

Hey have you tested out the new iPhone? No. Me neither.

 

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Hello world!

July 9, 2011 Leave a comment

Welcome to AppleHorror.com!

My name is MacDude and I created this Apple blog to tell you about Apple, Steve Jobs, Macintosh computers and “Shit like this, Steve”. I am an ex-apple technician so I can give you the inside dirt on what really goes no at Apple computer. The real deal, not the brown-nose religious Apple reviews typical on the Internet.

Love,

MacDude.

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